By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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Al_HyLo 5

genius. I do that to my sister

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zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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Al_HyLo 5

genius. I do that to my sister

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ICastillo 24

You drown her with pee?!? You sir are a hillbilly.

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PussyPredator 6

19, if I'm not mistaken, your last comment, 18, announced you "piss on everything... everything," as well. So by default, are you calling yourself a hillbilly?

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ICastillo 24

Hey I never said I wasn't. It was also a joke. Coming from a guy who likes to hunt cats or prey on cats.

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dontpanic_fml 32

But seriously, you drown your sister by peeing on her?

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KayleeT 9

Looks like no one can understand sarcasm or a joke anymore

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Al_HyLo 5

thaaaank you, people are idiots. I don't pee on my sister or anyone for that matter, except my mother when she yells at me.

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tjv3 10

Aint nothing wrong with being scared of spiders. They are nasty foul creatures

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alitbaby 14

you try to drown her with your pee or jump when she enters the room?

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U_GotitDude 18

1000 Ways to Die: Spider Edition

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SnoochBoochie 14

#47, I like the strategy. Just keep posting until you get the thumbs up!

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Shrouds 14

spiders are creepy as hell. I don't blame him.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You gotta give it to the dog,though, for such a creative way to get rid of a spider.

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zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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JiggaJayZ 16

Until you come across one of the freak mutant ones that jump 50 ft and it attacks your dick

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Pleonasm 35

Then you would become a superhero.... Spiderdick? Who am I kidding it wouldn't change anything, except maybe the consistency... "Pull out, honey!" "I..I..I can't!"

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zingline89 18

Piss on R Kelly, you've got a new best friend.

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ICastillo 24

I don't know of it's just me, but I also piss on everything.....everything.

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ICastillo 24

Man I expect myself to get thumbed down, but Pleo. What the heck is going on here?!? :o

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perdix 29

Why would you say terrified? That dog's a Belgian Spider Terrier! Spider hunting dogs aren't very popular because the owners need to buy rubber furniture and pick up the "kill" (no retrievers will work with them.)

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ScruffyFML 10

Efficient! Instead of wasting energy on doing anything a dog supposedly would have done, it instead saved time and energy by both killing the spider AND by peeing! No but really, your life isn't "******" because your dog decided to pee on a spider in terror, just clean the mess and move on, put your table back and ta daa, op =P

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