By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
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ohcheriecherie 20

Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...

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DrownedMyFish 18

How do we know she is gillty? Shouldn't she have a court herring first?

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ElricMustang 23

Coming from the girl who's drowned her fish? I have the feeling you had something to do with it

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cakefete2 30

This comment is funny because of that quality pun. It's even funnier, however, because of your name.

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amberr_harperr 15

I was honestly thinking of "Finding Nemo" with this reference

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drumguy218 11

a sick bastard like her doesn't deserve a trial...

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ohSNAPyall 26

A court herring doesn't sound like a reel good idea.

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ohcheriecherie 20

Maybe the tank or bowl should be placed somewhere the kid can't get it? I wouldn't trust a 3-year-old...

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JBChristian 47

Oops, better lock the cats and dogs up, they're un-trustable.

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Axipiter 24

But nobody ever suspects the hamster...

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MorsFalce 12

Well, those buggers are so easy to suck up in the vacuum...

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ArgentumAurum 24

Just the way you worded it... I can't NOT Laugh

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supersquirel500 10

I'm hoping the fish was in it's bowl of water.

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JJ_86 22

I wish what was the case. But then if it was, there wouldn't have been this FML here would it?

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91hayek 31

Sounds like she needs a playmate OP. Her heart will break when she realizes what has happened to her friend.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Quietly replace the fish tonight.

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DrownedMyFish 18

I feel sorry for her. The pain of losing a pet fish is unbearable!

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ShowMeKay 20

I don't think quietly replacing the fish is a good idea. OP needs to teach their daughter that fish need to stay in water to survive.. Otherwise they might end up with a marine serial killer who doesn't even realize it :/

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gracehi 31

I'm so torn about this. On the one hand, I feel like the child should be taught the proper care of fish to avoid any other mishaps. On the other hand, I can't imagine how she would react to finding out she killed her own pet! I imagine she'll be extremely upset.

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DraconicFeline 31

43 is definitely in the right here. It might break her heart to learn that she killed her own pet, but it'll certainly keep her from doing it a second time.

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BarrackOfObamas 8

That sounds fishy. Pun intended

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JJ_86 22

Pun failed. Keep trying Siamese Fighter.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Don't worry. You still get an A for effort. If you feel like you have a brilliant have a pun in mind, don't be koi. Take advantage of the oppor-tuna-ty and take a shot at it.

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noobienick 19

If you didn't tell us that the pun was intended, I don't think we would have known.

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cakefete2 30

Yep, the fish evolved, developing lungs just in time. Mr. Gold, as the fish likes to be called, now teaches lectures at Harvard and writes books in defense of darwinism and evolution.

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