By alaillama - 30/06/2015 22:19 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML
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alaillama 14

OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx

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Top comments

Soloman212 28

We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.

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Klima_fml 29

Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!

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Comments

DFMLharsh 20

Dogs are really causing a lot of controversy worldwide, no?

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Soloman212 28

They're definitely causing controversy in America. I don't pay much attention in the news, but from what I heard Conservatives are afraid marriage with dogs might be legalized in the near future. Something about a slippery slope? I'm not sure why they're worried, it doesn't snow much where I live, and I've never had any deviant inclinations regarding any dogs.

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Soloman212 28

We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.

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cheeeksss 29

With that said, if I were OP, I would've smooshed my hands in his nose. But really, why do people insist on not taking responsibility for these things? It's disgusting.

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KatieKoala 19

That's the owner's fault for not controlling their dog. You should tell the owner that if that kind of situation ever happens again

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Zoldyck 17

When I first read this comment, I thought it was going to say a threat, like "Tell the owner that if that ever happens again, you're going to call the cops on them and eat their first born child", but I just realized that you mean the OP should say what you said if a similar situation occurs. I feel stupid now lol.

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KatieKoala 19

Lol it's okay sometimes I'm bad at wording

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Wer3Wolf3 16

I didn't even know they let dogs on buses... I'm assuming it was a lap dog?

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Klima_fml 29

Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!

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Reider022 16

You should have smacked the owner and told them your hand must have slipped

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graceinsheepwear 33

Meat juice is slippery.

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vlalam 24

Time to sue that crazy guy and make him pay for ur medical bills.. Hope u r ok

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Mauskau 35

OP is in the UK, what medical bills? ;)

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SPN_lover666 27

#36, maybe it is because the location of the FML says the UK.

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Dick_diamond 22

It shouldn't matter what your hands smelled of.. You didn't deserve to get bit unless you were taunting the animal, which you obviously were not.

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