By alaillama - 30/06/2015 22:19 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML
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alaillama tells us more.

alaillama 14

OP here: just to say that a) it was a small lap dog, but very ferocious. The bus was very crowded so I was pressed up against the dog, holding my phone with one hand and the other by my side (it bit that one); b) I had washed my hands just 20 minutes before getting on the bus (in the LADIES toilets), so they must have smelled on soap or of nothing at all. I checked afterwards and I couldn't smell anything unusual; c) thankfully my stop was pretty close so it wasn't long before I could treat it Thanks for all your concerns in the comments! It's really nice to hear them- it's healing quickly and hopefully there won't be a scar :) xxx

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Top comments

Soloman212 28

We all know why your hands smelled of meat you lonely perv.

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Klima_fml 29

Sucks when people can't take responsibility of their own animals in situations like this, to them the pet is a saint and anything that happens is automatically the other persons fault, sorry OP!

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Comments

wondercat40 28

So he thinks his dog can bite any meat it wants? And you didn't have meat? That's like a parent yelling at a teacher for a test the child sucked at. Hope your injury reminder of that dirtbag heals fast!

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Miss_Mandi 29

Well, that owner needs to train its damn dog. That asshole.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I hope the dog didn't bite too hard and that you're okay. The owner shouldn't bring an untrained dog on public transport, or better, someone that irresponsible shouldn't have a dog in the first place.

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Tournesol143 28

Perhaps you should have punched the owner in the face and then told him it was his fault because his face looked like a punching bag.

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ElsMyaE 8

It is the fault of master of the dog. But is it allowed to have a dog in the bus?

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91hayek 31

This dog sounds like it gets away with so much, without as much as a reprimand. Undisciplined dogs shouldn't be on buses.

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platypus546 24

my whole body is made of meat... maybe that's the confusion

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writerchic85 25

Bite the owner and tell them their hands smelled of veggies

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rockninja 21

we got a law that dogs can't enter a bus train or sub without a muzzle.

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