A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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majones 0

you should chew some orbit because you got a dirty mouth.

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sxychik 4

omg that is just gross ;P

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sxychik 4

woodlouse's are like (wood bugs) thoes bugs that eat wood. they turn into a ball if you touch them or scare them that's why some people are calling them roley poley's :P

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a_peyton 3

I wonder how it got in your mouth - or maybe it was on the brush? Either way: BIG ew.

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neonskittzy 0

gross. one time I woke up and my whole mouth was black even my spit. atleast you didn't eat it.

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wordgirl 0

WHAAAAAAAAAT? Your whole mouth was black; even your spit??? What the heck did you EAT??? OMG for real!!!

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blastvortex 3

Was it slimy, yet satisfying? Did it taste like chicken? Spill the details, OP!

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XDNurse 0

..... hakuna matata? anyways fml for reading this... that's was nasty to the millionth power

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aback 4

I think that between you and the booger-chewer, I'll just skip lunch, thanks.

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