A new friend

By puzzled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I felt a lump of something in the corner of my mouth. Naturally assuming it would be a bit of food that my toothbrush had dislodged, I spat it out into the sink. It was a woodlouse. FML
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px_fml 0

Yea we dont speak English as a first language in the USA.

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snowFML 0

Who do you think you are, Bear Grylls? eating insects for dinner?! D:

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Jrook 0

i hate that guy. total dope

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simonsaysYDI 8

Les Stroud > Bear Grylls Bear can go drink his own urine til he dies for all I care.

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fretforyerlatte 0

haha, les stroud practically gets off when he eats grubs. i wonder if he even enjoys regular food anymore.

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do20ss 4

whaaaaat, both those guys r frigging great!!! even tho bear doesn't sleep in those places all the time, he still does some crazy/awesome things.

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snowFML 0

In all honesty, I prefer Jeremy Wade and he isn't even extremist in his ways. Just lookin' for some fish. :3

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Jh5 0

I'm still not sure what a woodlouse is

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totes_sucks 0

No it isn't, that's a myth. The majority of spiders don't like damp habitats (like your mouth) and will not voluntarily crawl inside. It's just one of those things 'everyone knows' but aren't actually true. I forget what the proper word is. :) Flies on the other hand...

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boatkicker 4

totes_sucks, I have woken up with a spider in my mouth before. They may not often crawl into your mouth, but they do on occasion.

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ShallowWerewolf 0

a woodlouse is one of them roley poleys

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blastvortex 3

That only refers to certain families of woodlice, such as armadillidiidae, that can roll up into a ball. There are other kinds of woodlice.

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Jayodi 0

Goes by names such as rollie pollie, pill bug, potato bug, woodlice, armadillo bug, cheesy bug, doodle bug, wood bug, roll-up bug, slater bug, carpenter bug. There's a wide variety of them. All refer to the same bug or group of bugs. Small, oval-shaped, curls up into a ball to protect itself, lots of legs. has an exoskeleton similar to armor plating. Common bug in the North America and Europe, not sure where else.

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