Sex and Love: Add another to the score

Add another to the score

By seriously? - 25/02/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 340

You deserved it 35 614

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 08:00

Today, the guy I've been dating and sleeping with told me he is also dating another woman, but that they only kiss. I was under the impression we were exclusive for two months now, since I told him if we slept together that it would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 151

You deserved it 436

By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 844

You deserved it 1 985

Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 150

You deserved it 20 923

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 032

You deserved it 12 793

Cheers

By ineedanotherdrink - 07/08/2009 09:43 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 844

You deserved it 5 541

Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 251

Seeing other people

By kayla53 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Elmer

Today, my boyfriend posted pictures of him at the bar last night with his ex. And ones of them in her bed this morning. I guess we're sleeping with other people? FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 696

You deserved it 2 209

So happy together…

By Anonymous - 30/06/2022 22:00

Today, at a bar, a drunk girl kissed me, so I went home and confessed what happened to my girlfriend. She forgave me but took it as permission to admit she’s cheated sexually at least once a month for over a year, then got mad I didn’t immediately forgive her like she forgave me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 251

You deserved it 149

By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 697

You deserved it 7 998

By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 256

You deserved it 17 041

BrandOldDucky 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:31

What do you expect? You met him at a BAR. Not exactly a classy scene.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 3:34

Why would you sleep with someone who makes out with other girls in front of you...this could only end badly

Comments

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:00

It's only been a week, so why not dump his ass while there's still no attachment to the jerk?

davidtheday 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 15:34

There's nothing wrong with dating multiple people at the same time as long as you're up front about your intentions... HOWEVER... you're not supposed to do it in front of the people you're dating.

me_me_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:17

Why do you sleep with a guy you like? Why do you sleep with a guy you met in a bar? Why do you LIKE a guy you met in a bar?

bigrederin 0

Friday 27 February 2009 19:47

This is like, rule number 1 of life. If you met him at a bar, he is NOT the one. Do not waste your time. He will **** up your life. Move on, do not pass go, do not collect $200 or an STD.

Zic_fml 7

Saturday 28 February 2009 18:04

Was he arseholed when you got off with him?

Meta_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 12:49

I love #17. That is all.

takran 0

Friday 3 April 2009 20:21

I was going to come up with a witty way to say how stupid you are, but I couldn't be bothered. You're stupid.

ddrluna 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:20

Why, for the love of god, do people INSIST on meeting guys at the bar? Do you people learn nothing from, oh, about 80% of the horror stories people tell? ffs!