Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

You woke up ba- **** you guys.

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rattusrattus 18

Fear-induced interspecies brain-swapping. Well, that's a new one for FML, I must say.

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Corgidan 12

So if your dog barks when it farts, does it bark... When you fart?

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Warden1986 16

My dogs farts aren't load, but the smell of their farts wake me up, and there's three of them.

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Warden1986 16

Shit just saw, I put load instead of loud god damit!

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Leslier_fml 4

Im so happy I can't smell the internet lol

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robert76 5

I can honestly say that I've never woke up barking, no matter how scared I was.

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phil68w 5

The circle is now complete, you and your dog have achieved singularity!

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khaya 9

I have a cat and I woke up licking my balls.

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SayPeanuts 29

We don't know if the OP is a guy and I'm pretty sure both genders fart.

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MyWorldAway 0

you know what they say about dogs and their owners

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