Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

You woke up ba- **** you guys.

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Eiregal2 10

It's been so long since an FML made me chuckle. I read these as I'm trying to get to sleep but now that hope is gone as this put the funniest image in my mind.

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Eiregal2 10

I woke myself up once because I accidentally slapped myself. I dreamed I was possessed and was fighting my evil me. I then slid off my satin sheets as I moved to quick due to shock and landed on the floor,hard!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

You woke up barking?

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outoftown 26

Whatever you and your dog are eating, I hope I'm not having it for dinner.

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Caymokomoko 23

whrfghrm... WOOF, lol i imagine it like that

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