Alarm

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 14:26 - United States

Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

You woke up ba- **** you guys.

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tennisrapper1 14

I guess you guys have one strong relationship, whether it's mutual or out of each others asses.

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mrnuleef 7

Wow thats some serious flatulence you and your dog got going on there. You two should be the new terrence and philip!

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SanchoClaus25 6

Still a better love story than twilight

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NoahEibon 11

Totally agreed! :D

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RokNRoll11 9

I'm glad I'm a deep sleeper because this wouldn't affect me... However I hope you fix your barking when waking up scared

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saaaamscriv 9

Hahaha, I love how everyone thought the exact same thing. But yeah, my thoughts were "you woke up barking? Seriously?"

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

You're part dog! Welcome to the club. I wake up barking all the time! /sarcasm

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quite_bored 9

My dog side shows itself when I meet new people. Quite difficult to make friends when no one will let me sniff their butt. /notsarcasm

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TheDrifter 23

As long as it was a dry fart you're ok.

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Jordan740 6

Hopefully it's not an early signal of a case of "Mud-Butt".

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myalleyway 9

you woke up barking or screaming?

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nado13579 12

Where in the FML does OP even say the word "screaming"? -__-

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badwolfbluebox 7

Sometimes my dad does that, but minus the barking. It's pretty funny. ;)

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