Cats, Neighbours, Thief and Animals: Alas, poor Salem

Alas, poor Salem

By Stalked - 15/11/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

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You deserved it 2 770

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37

Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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You deserved it 3 512

By Nekro_Kat - 10/08/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML

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You deserved it 3 898

Cat Burglar!

By Aimee Lutz - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 335

Bottom line

By strangeprincess - 09/09/2019 16:00

Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML

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You deserved it 311

By Username - 14/08/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML

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You deserved it 6 436

Alas…

By Mum2be - 15/08/2021 04:01

Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML

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You deserved it 125

Karen has concerns

By go away karen! - 29/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML

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You deserved it 140

The creepy guy next door

By Anonymous - 05/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Worcester Park

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 484

By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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You deserved it 4 575

Cats and Cars

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin

Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML

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You deserved it 5 918

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:41

Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.

deviable 9

Tuesday 15 November 2011 8:45

Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.

Comments

so_tired_zzzzzzz 5

Wednesday 16 November 2011 17:56

As bad as a pet with fleas can be, having them in your (read - her) house is much worse. What's "worse" yet, is that you can buy pest insects, and "introduce" them to your neighbors' house. *din-dong* "Hello?" *throws vials of fleas onto carpet*

djjaxon2001 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 3:13

That bitch sew her for murder for a cat

williamh327 5

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:01

cat popsicles anyone?

fangz_fml 6

Thursday 17 November 2011 4:30

Holy shit, You can actually sue them for animal cruelty and thieving and blah blah blah. But still. I'll be freaking pissed if I were you!!

toricakes 7

Thursday 17 November 2011 7:46

Omfg lol go batman on her ass

madaoxsan 9

Thursday 17 November 2011 22:31

the best thing about that lady is how she lobs her cats like feline grenades...simply. awesome. =^.^=

Ashey96 0

Friday 18 November 2011 1:12

hahahaha

HU4L188 0

Friday 18 November 2011 4:14

Bitches who hurt cats deserve to have a 24 by 8 inch rubber dick shoved up there ass repeatedly and then left there while a cat scratches their face and an obese black man ***** on their head

Dogluvr1197 30

Tuesday 11 February 2014 13:19

Whoa there Satan

Bludmagnus 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 6:31

That woman deserves to be in a mental hospital, but thanks to the idiots who think that insane and violent people just have "difficult to meet needs" a pet may be dead, children are in tears and perhaps traumatized, and some people who may comments like it is funny need help themselves.