All sexed up

By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 07:31 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
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smokeymcpottt 3

He tried to get your hair pregnant.

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UnicornsDoExist 0

There's this thing called a shower. It's new and everything, but t does work.

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FamiliarStranger 2

That's what happens when you work as a prostitute :/

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klynhunter 0

or what happens when you try to spice things up. it's not the 1900s anymore. a girls gotta do more than show her shoulder to give the bedroom that extra zing that everyone wants.

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DsStunna43 0

Nothing wrong with her taking it like a champ if that's her thing, but being a prostitute is the only reasonable excuse for having cum in the hair at work. Its called a shower. She new damn well she got plastered the night before! lol

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CaRe_BeAr_23 0

gross seems like someone didn't clean up after sex lol

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TheWhiteBunny 3

Wait op that was you? I'm so sorry. My eyesight isn't what it use to be. Your head looked like a sexy lop bunny so I humped it.

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Paula231_fml 0

She wasn't a sleep dumbass :) have a nice day ma'am

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mylifesgay 0

That's why u take showers.

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nikkired 0

If you're not going to shower before going to work, you better learn to swallow.

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martyh27 2

Finally! It took someone from Steeler Nation to come up with a workable solution.

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