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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 767

You deserved it 2 715

Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

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You deserved it 5 726

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 00:03 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I realised that my closeted gay friend has dated more women this year than I have in my 28 years of life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 277

You deserved it 2 766

Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 031

You deserved it 3 402

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 866

You deserved it 15 889

By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 547

You deserved it 1 019

Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 660

You deserved it 4 365

Confused

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 19:00

Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 500

You deserved it 2 387

By C2 - 17/01/2009 23:17 - Australia

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 374

You deserved it 3 196

jonnymohio 2

Wednesday 17 June 2009 23:19

FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

nonotme 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 0:04

Today, I did my job. FML Grow up.

Comments

amber_catfish 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:31

i'm a girl and i'm perfectly content to say that i've made out with more girls than guys (i've kissed more guys)

crushed56 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:36

Then go and kiss more girls.

alicks_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:38

See #45. It's hardly an FML if you can, you know, go out and DO something about it instead of sitting here bitching.

jenthefabulous 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:42

Wow, what is wrong with these people? I'd love to kiss you, drama-boy. ;-)

wrestling49 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:46

maybe you shud try being gay

mjsmclaren 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:54

ya sure about that last statement?

whalebro 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 3:57

In a play, you're never just /* playing */ a gay man.

paperboat_fml 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:08

Guys love seeing girl on girl action, but when guys are on guys, suddenly its unethical? Grow up you negative nancies. ****. OP= I guess its like they say, a kiss is a kiss.

murdermygymsox 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:11

Were they at least good kissers...?

whatevs80 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:38

THISISAMERICA= IGNORANT REDNECK

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:15

I will defend "faggots" because THEY ARE PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU AND ME. If that makes me a "******", well hey I'll take it. I'll just have to find girls to hook up with and explain to my boyfriend of a year that I'm ditching him because some moron going by THISISAMERICA insinuated I was a ****** for defending people like him(my bi boyfriend).

bollywood_rocks 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 18:17

see comment by 60 above!

ncochrum 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 4:31

He's not complaining about kissing men. He's complaining about NOT kissing women. He took the job willingly because he doesn't care about a bunch of 12 year olds calling him gay on FML.