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By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 582
You deserved it 10 279

Same thing different taste

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FML depends on your age. If you're young, then it doesn't matter; you've got time to make up for it. If you're older, well, then... yup, FML.

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go_wings 0

You know, a while ago some soap actor felt uncomfortable when the writers turned his character gay, so he left the show. You know, because he didn't feel comfortable kissing guys since he was straight. Of course, he got lambasted and oh, what an awful person, and blah, blah, blah. If this guy had done the same thing everyone would have been up in arms accusing him of somehow being both homophobic and a **** himself. Not everyone has to enjoy kissing the same gender. And saying you don't doesn't make you gay. Grow up. FYL, dude.

fyourlife33 0
irrelevantxx 0

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everyone saying that since he did that he must be gay: no. that's not true at all. it's called ACTING. take rent...jesse l. martin and wilson jermaine heredia played two gay men, the latter a gay transvestite. both straight. acting doesn't mean you are the same as the role you play. lots of people have played serial killers, rapists, drug addicts, what have you - that doesn't mean they're automatically that. and it doesn't matter how much they get paid - many people just enjoy acting.

It's called ACTING, you idiot. He's playing a GAY character. How do you play the part well? That's right, by doing what gay guys normally do. When you're acting, the character you're playing isn't you. So in that situation, a kiss a just a kiss, it means nothing. Pull your head out of your ass.

"Pull your head out of your ass"... Gee, that sounds a little gay...

esassd 0

i think you have to be gay to even think about kissing a guy...even in a play.

If the OP were a female kissing a female, every single one of these "you must be gay" comments would magically become a "who cares, it was hot" comment. How does the OP kissing a man in a play make him gay? Is Liam Neeson a Nazi because he played one in a movie? (PS: Godwin is what you get for being ridiculous.)