Pregnancy and Miscellaneous: And I oop

And I oop

By porkers gonna pork :\ - 12/03/2016 15:09 - Australia - Elsternwick

Today, I met one of my fiancé's coworkers. Normally I'd never ask how far along someone's pregnancy is without being 100% sure they're not just fat, but she seemed fit. Well, I now know that virtually all the fat in some people's bodies can go straight to their gut and nowhere else. FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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Belly bounce!

By Karen - 23/05/2024 18:00 - United States - Solon

Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML

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Foot in mouth #366

By Anonymous - 14/04/2011 01:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I bumped into an old school friend. I'd heard she was pregnant so the first thing I did was congratulate her. Not only was she not pregnant, but the reason she managed to get so fat was because of comfort eating due to her miscarriage last month. FML

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By nobabies - 10/12/2017 01:30

Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML

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Body double

By Anonymous - 06/06/2023 22:00

Today, I realised that my friend and I have the same cute, round belly. The problem is that she’s seven months pregnant and I’ve been on a diet with an intensive gym program since January. FML

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Bingo wings

By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By embarassed - 20/03/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

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Big announcement?

By Great first impression - 07/09/2023 16:00

Today, I met my SO's best friend for the first time. He gave us both a big smile and hug, and congratulated us on the pregnancy. Except… I'm just overweight, not pregnant. The entire two hour drive to his house was spent with me trying to hold back tears, and a very awkward silence between them. FML

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By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By Pudgymom - 21/10/2016 02:08

Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML

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NoBothersForMe 29

Sunday 13 March 2016 5:47

Even if the person seems fit, you still NEVER ask, as bodies can be very deceiving. You should have listened to your own rule.

catwomam 15

Sunday 13 March 2016 5:47

I just follow the rule of never EVER asking ANY woman if she's pregnant unless the words "I am pregnant" come out of her mouth.

Comments

MoxleyCrue 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:19

Especially with the choice of name you deserve it.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:20

Lesson learned. Don't assume. Don't ask.

alecspangler 15

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:28

Now we're all just waiting on the FML that says "Today someone asked how far I was in my pregnancy. I'm not pregnant. FML" XD

andrmac 25

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:34

People if they just starting to put on weight start with the belly then then butt before it spreads at least in appearance. It does go everywhere, but that's just where it shows. Besides you really should let them open up to you about their personal life instead of guessing for them.

darshini_ii 24

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:35

I don't think there was anyway you could've asked her to know if she was actually carrying without offending her in this case. You should never have asked OP

may14th 26

Sunday 13 March 2016 6:44

Beer bellies come to mind.

erin_girl 6

Sunday 13 March 2016 7:05

How did she react, OP?

Pterydactyl 10

Sunday 13 March 2016 7:15

Maybe she just didn't have any idea she was pregnant! It happens sometimes, you'd be surprised how ignorant some people are about their bodies.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 13 March 2016 8:55

That's typically because they don't gain weight or not much of it. Which means op's assumption is still offensive.

militarybrat 21

Monday 14 March 2016 4:09

Yeahhh if they didnt know they were pregnant they wouldnt LOOK it. Like pp said.

PhoenixChick 26

Sunday 13 March 2016 7:33

I'm one of those body types where ALL the fat is in my belly. No matter my weight, even when I was severely underweight as a teenager, I always had a pot belly. On the positive side, people have given me free pickles and ice cream sometimes.