Are you experienced?

By ugh - 11/03/2013 11:33 - United States - Easthampton

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Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
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At least your dad is trying to be supportive, you should be appreciative.

A bit awkward yeah but to be fair is heart is clearly in the right place and he's trying to be nice.. He could have been a horrible homophobic dick about it!

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you're lucky to have a supporting father, though honestly, no one wants those images in their head.

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I like your dad. He sounds awesome.

As embarrassing as that is, it's great that your father supports and accepts you. There's nothing wrong with experimentation.

Once you get over the need for brain bleach, think about how your friend is being treated by his parents. You need your dad as an ally, and your friend my need him as a supportive adult. Good luck to you both.

It's ok, OP; just ignore him. Do what you want to if it feels right, there's nothing wrong with that.

I think OP might be upset because his dad assumes this is just experimentation (which is okay because he had too), but that being gay was not okay. Just because he accepts experimenting, does not mean he accepts his possibly gay son. Or he could have been experimenting with drugs. I think people judge the situation too quickly sometimes

Woah, your dad rocks! It may have been a bit TMI but when you think about it, he probably got rather more information about your sexual habits than he strictly wanted to know too. That he tried to turn this into a bonding moment instead of making you feel ashamed or worse, totally flipping his shit is awesome. This isn't a fyl, this is a 'lucky, lucky you' for having a dad like that.

Stick a dick in your mouth and you should expect to be screwed in the ass