Embarrassing, Accident and Kids: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 899

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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You deserved it 31 822

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 213

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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You deserved it 749

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 235

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 355

By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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You deserved it 19 832

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Poor kid. F His life.

Comments

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:17

Well that's why they always tell you not to go running under swings

Cad6 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:29

Nobody's ever told me that...

jayellef 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:17

Ha!! The parents fault for not teaching the kids about safety.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:18

That happened to me several times in my childhood. Damn you!

ChubbyNicki 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:18

Well why was the kid standing there? Was no one there to watch him...?

4wow4 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:20

Bowling, you're doing it wrong.

trahelion 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 11:07

Dear sir, you misspelled "RIGHT"

4wow4 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:23

you misspelled "Lady" wrong.

xXSmilezXX 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:21

did you make the field goal?

kb021 18

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:22

Aww, hope the kid was okay. I guess he learned his lesson about watching out for swings. Though FYL as well as his because even if you'd seen him there's probably not a whole lot you could have done to avoid a collision.