Embarrassing, Accident and Kids: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Poor kid. F His life.

Comments

Dro4200 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:43

FALCON KICK!!

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:47

Couldn't have been "out of nowhere" because you were somewhere...the park, & unless you're swinging improperly or someone runs in the way of you swinging or you purposely swing with your eyes shut...I can't see how you could hear a thud out of nowhere & accidentally kick another person in the head. It usually happens when you're being irresponsible in using the swing properly.(been there, done that...also been the recipient as well)

idkmonica 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:51

Then you obviously were not paying attention if you got hit by someone using the swings. There is also the possibility that the kid was behind him which would explain why the OP didn't see the kid. It's the kids fault for not paying attention.

cetlawizard 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:51

35, you might have liked getting hurt on the playground on the 70's, I however didn't....but I did "suck it up" laugh and continue after every time I got hurt...I agree that there really wasn't any "safety" crap back then...if you couldn't take it, you didn't belong on the playground. Thumbs up for 70's safe-less playgrounds...whoo hoo!

nvo 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:53

Hope your apology was quick and sincere.

meihua 19

Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:55

Ah the little baby just needs a kiss from Mommy to make him better... Just run! ;D

HeartnSoul4ever 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:43

Ah well, if he's a special needs child, someone should've been with him to make sure that didn't happen. It wasn't your fault. Don't listen to these jerks who say it was or call you names. He should've been smart enough not to go near moving swings. I knew and still do.

xknightlightx 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:56

I think that happpened to me once.. I would just apologize and if they treat you like you're some kind of criminal.. You just tell them to think what they want but THE ONE RESPONSIBLE for the child is the PaRENT so its their fault.. Saying sorry is just to be nice you know? Cuz i mean it must have hurt but its not your fault

badactor009 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 9:36

Nice job. How about you open your big bleary eyes and be aware of whats going on next time you take your whirlwind of destruction to the park? Little kids act like little kids. It is up to others, even older children (I think you qualify), to be responsible for them.

Raesin 21

Tuesday 20 March 2012 12:00

er..... no. If I was in a park, I would not be responsible for other peoples stupid kids. If you have a kid, it's YOUR responsibility to keep it safe, not mine. I'm all for kicking other peoples kids if they wander in front of the swing I'm on (while it's moving). The parent should just be more attentive and these things wouldn't happen.