Are you OK?
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What are you complaining about? You could have a threesome with a magical horse!
I had a boyfriend who had a teddy bear puppet that would whisper things to him and he would tell me what the bear said. It didn't last long.
Oh. Oh my. Run away, the sooner the better!
Tell your boyfriend that he's being illogical. Unicorns live on MARS, not Earth! Besides, they only speak Yugoslavian, and I'd be impressed if your boyfriend was fluent in Yugoslavian. I mean, If he did have a Earth-Dwelling Unicorn, and could speak to it and understand it, I wouldn't let him escape you. A man with that brain power can get you far in life.
hes not a freak he was probably just dropping acid its all good
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First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!
What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?