Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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What are you complaining about? You could have a threesome with a magical horse!

MukyDaCookie 0

Maybe hes a hilarious kid and did that as a joke? I pull things like that too. It's all in fun and he wants in ur pants.

jpgenius123 0

has anybody realized that he meant his penis?

I had a boyfriend who had a teddy bear puppet that would whisper things to him and he would tell me what the bear said. It didn't last long.

testing_fml 0

Oh. Oh my. Run away, the sooner the better!

girlygirl666 0

My unicorn ****** your boyfriend AND his unicorn....

tbbays04 0

And that's when you ditch....

Uber_G33k 0

Tell your boyfriend that he's being illogical. Unicorns live on MARS, not Earth! Besides, they only speak Yugoslavian, and I'd be impressed if your boyfriend was fluent in Yugoslavian. I mean, If he did have a Earth-Dwelling Unicorn, and could speak to it and understand it, I wouldn't let him escape you. A man with that brain power can get you far in life.

hes not a freak he was probably just dropping acid its all good