Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

Lisimal 7

Maybe his unicorn should have shoved his horn up your ass. That way you'd have a good reason to be a bitch about it. Warning: My unicorn is looking for you.

Gabby125 0

How could you not know unicorns are real?! Just because something is invisible doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Like Jesus. If Jesus told you you were pretty, I bet you wouldn't be complaining.

adventurepaws 0
Stephai 0

Maybe he didn't like you and doesn't know how to break up with you...

KiwiBlu 0

Of course unicorns are real! And on top of that, it ******* thinks you're pretty! oh, and #212 :D

Dump him ur reputation will go down if u dare a dumbfuck who believes unicorns r real.

coffeeisgood33 0

Reminds me of NPH and HIS unicorn in Harold & Kumar: Escape From GB

Just take the compliment and be happy. 99% chance he was high, don't worry about it