Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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redstars 0

Your boyfriend is definitely British.

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ShutUpAndStare 7

Is that a Hetalia reference I spy? Please tell me it is.

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Voloss 0

I think what we have learned today is that your Boyfriend is sweet, and you're judgmental and mean.

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MIKENYC 0

I think u need an enama

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davdude12 0

Yeah I often have tea with goblins we are good friends and talk about candles.

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Imretared 0

lol, he's just talking about his dick, hes not crazy. jeez

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dr_house_MD 0

this is soooooooooo dumb

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cali4niasurfer 0

It's probly either LSD or shrooms... or he's just wierd

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f___mylife258 0

so I am thinking maybe he was talking about his little unicorn in between his legs? haha

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