Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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MYLIFEsuclbitch 0

of course there real u dumb bitch i see them all the time after doing drugs shroms acid .... etc

woah. it sounds like your friend might be having a psychotic episode. #166 could be right though, I heard of people acting crazy to get rid of others on FML.

haha, i just watched harold&kumar escape from guantanamo bay. same thing happened when mr. harris was on shrooms, lmao

HAHAHAHA!!!! holy shit that was great...

cetacean5 0

oh wowwwwwwwwww... you completely deserve it for saying unicors aren't real though

c'mon, he complimented you! he was probably just nervous cause you're so pretty