Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 752
You deserved it 13 280

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

Comments

icecreamdriveby 5

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER! SHUUUNNN

I don't see the FML in this situation. It's not every days people get compliments from a mythological creature.

OppositesAttract_fml 0

How dare you say unicorns aren't real?! Off with your head! ...Or maybe you're just jealous becuase he has a unicorn and YOU don't. Hmmph. Loosen up a bit. He seems really adorable, and his unicorn thinks you're pretty. What more could you want?

realggirl 0

I like individuals. Your Life Is Blessed.

aquarius6 0
cactus_fml 0

He was probably just joking with you. And he said you were pretty.

How could you say unicorns don't exist? Shun the nonbeliever! Shun! SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUN! On the bright side, he thinks your pretty. X3

teheheois 0

you are lucky i live among idiots

LSeb 0

I hate to break it to you but he's probably just pretending to be nuts so that you'll dump him and save him the trouble of breaking up with you.