Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
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EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

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ichnal 0

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

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woxy 0

Be happy that you have a nice ass, at least you have something to work with. Also #10 you mean 'YOU'RE' cute, not 'your'.

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unicorns4ever 0

that's so sad! i'm sorry. those girls sound disgusting anyway, though. and #10, that's f*cked. i hope this happens to you someday. /:

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cinderella_smile 0

naww darling i'm sure you're attractive. They are just *****.

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PRHippy 0

Those bitches... But hey, now you know you have a cute butt. That should give you something to be confident about. Work with what you've got!

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tany_fml 0

aww dont worry about those bitches they only put others down because they have a really low self esteem. It doesnt matter about your looks on the outside its about what your like on the inside dont listen to people like that

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conversesk8er 0

16 - I agree sorry op :(

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oliviaaaaaaaa 0

ughhhhhhhgh i hate girls like that -.- don't listen to 'em. you seem sweet! :) and well you have a nice butt, so that's good right? :D

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Arcterion 0

Find out where they live, then rape and murder them. (b'-')b

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lexxn 0

wow #10 you're an ass he never even said that he thought he was cute, either. and at least they complimented something, right?

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elloelle 0

Well God made up for his mistake by giving you a great ass!!! ...and personality/sense of humor? I mean I don't know you but from the fact of you posting the FML and what you posted in it, this must be the truth!! ;D I agree #7

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