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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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ArthursLifeSucks 2

HAHAHA does he work for NASA?

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josieB666 0

ooooooo at least he was thrusting as fast as possible ;)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

"At least"? You have much to learn, young padowan.

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TheLetterZero 7

Hot and heavy? So you're so fat you start sweating from how hard it is to have intercourse? Good to know.

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Dodie__fml 2

23, they started launch sequence after it was hot and heavy.

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coolp3son 0

uhhh well now we all know you've never had sex..... fail

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Did he have a successful launch? a premature launch? did he send you into orbit?

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raytaybinks 0

that's what I was thinking. it's kinda adorable. sounds like something my bf would do. you gotta be relaxed so if the guy finds something to make it funny but not kill the mood your good

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amanda_rudnicki 0

did he have a blastoff ;) that would feel so good (L)

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Cass3m0 0

"Launching missiles in 5...4...3...2...OH!"

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22cute 17

you thought wrong, My friend! seriously, remember the song about a man with a s-l-o-w hand....the guy that would spend some time?

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RedPillSucks 31

Exactly. It's not rabbit sex. More like elephant or whale.

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lil_ham1644 29

Can't we combine the two? Seriously go at different speeds, not just one

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jujubeewhoopie 0

I'll say it. YDI OP for having sex outside of marriage. Period.

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sourgirl101 28

Houston, we have a problem. Lighten up. I would have flipped him over and started to sing "Gound control to Major Tom".

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ohthebloodygore 16

This is Ground Control to Major Tom. You’ve really made the grade, And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear! David Bowie FTW, SG.

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Doortje 29

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!

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