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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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heyygirl14 2

I would have liked it

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youbefailin 0

thhhaaatts a win

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Choconumm 8

Soo many blocked comments....

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rubz 2

haa haaa lucky u I really don't see how this is fml ur boyfriend is different in a good way, as long as his thrusting hit the big O!

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unhappybitch 8

i hope he sent you to the soviet space station ;)

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myfordrocks1990 0

he has a sense of humor only an idiot like me could understand

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