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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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blahzz 4

Hahahaha. That brightened up my Christmas day for sure.

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kaosreaper 0

i did that but while i was gettin it i made lazer gun noises

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12jax12 5

i doubt u get anything.

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persimmon 0

hot and heavy? that's called having sex.

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Angejolie 0

that sounds hawt to me.

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joethemaggio 0

How is that an FML?! That's hilarious!!! :D

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