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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

*sigh* this is why the lesbian population is going up.. LOL snookie .

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thesmart1 0

Wow if I were u I wud hav just gotten off the bed and said nvm

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harbqll 0

I've done something similar. if you can't laugh during sex, you're doing it wrong.

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macskapingvin 0

Agreed. But still, you do need an appropriate sense of humour.

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LOLSWAT 0

so many fmls of this type popping up lately. its the guys sense of humor. calm down. its not an fml. hes just havin some fun. plus ur gettin laid on the regular, why complain about it. it doesnt always have to be rose petals and candle light.

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mike3775 35

Man i swear some people are so uptight when it comes to sex. I am so glad the wife and I have fun while having sex. We say and do silly things all the time with each other to have fun and make it more interesting

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RedPillSucks 31

I tend to draw the line at the clown nose, floppy hat and big shoes.

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PokingHoles 0

So many uptight women on this website. If my girlfriend had a sense of humour and made sex funny AND intimate, I wouldn't go onto the internet and proclaim "**** MY LIIIFE!" Seriously, talk about high maintenance.

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TapialPaado 1

That was pretty thoughtless of him... fast pumping right off the bat can be uncomfortable or even painful for the receiver. But unless it was painful for you, or unless he does this so often the joke has become stale, get over yourself. Your boyfriend was having some fun with the, let's face it, inherently silly act of sex. Loosen up and enjoy the whole experience - it's not just about your happy ending.

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