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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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zozbasha 9

if he shake. you got yourself a talking vibrator

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serenity40 6

ha ha ha it like jp off the movie grandma's boy. too funny.

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h0odballaz 0

i thought this was absolutely hilarious. i couldn't breathe i laughed so hard for real. baahahahaha

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c0c0_fml 16

that's so funny!! as long as you're not my bf! haha sorry :P

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Jizwold 0

way to pull the fat bitches #13!!! wooo I'd like to see those cankles

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Faleni 4

lol! at least he mixes things up...? hahaha

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