Awkward, Smells and Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By paulinapo - 30/05/2013 01:53 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I woke up in bed with a one-night stand. We got really drunk the night before so I went to make a hangover-cure breakfast. Apparently he was so drunk that he didn't remember me, and when he came to the kitchen, he knocked me out with a pan and called the cops. FML

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By holyshitbatman - 22/09/2012 14:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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Twisted

By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By Sleep Walking - 23/01/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, I found out that after drunkenly falling asleep at a guy's house, I not only slept-walked in his house, but I went upstairs into his parents room. And used their bathroom. I don't remember any of this, but his mom does. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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Date grape

By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 08:02 - United States - Staten Island

Today, my boyfriend and I were drinking wine naked after sex. He went to get another glass, but on the way back tripped and fell flat on his face. His roommate unexpectedly came home, saw him face-down on the floor, thought I'd drugged him and tackled me before I could explain. FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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Waste moment

By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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prvag23 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:21

That's almost sweet that his mom made breakfast...in a really, really weird and completely awkward way.

drunkgirlscout2 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 9:25

Hey, you did get FREE PANCAKES. Unless the pancakes were green and filled with laxatives, I would be happy

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watchnlearn 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 4:18

you're fml-ing about pancakes? I should be fml-ing for not getting pancakes..or sex...

louyfi85 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:39

mmmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes

BB_baby 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:41

#195 or alcohol!

Chizzer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:15

Fantastic! Nearly the exact same thing happened to my brother. He woke up in some chick's bed, and her mom walked in asking if he wanted anything from Tim Horton's.

FuckedRoyally 3

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:00

What the hell's wrong with that? I'd love to have a one night stand with someone and have their parents b not only totally cool with it, but frakkin' make me pancakes the next morning! Breakfast in bed homeslice! :D

mrtrixxxter 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 17:30

pancakes and sex, that's a double score. unless he was a bad lay, but still, free flap jacks.

jmlinden7 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:39

His mom was thoughtful enough to make you pancakes, and this is how you thank her?

ThatOneDude 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 20:25

pssshhhh. what if she was planning to jump out the window... >.>? that would suck, and awkward breakfast with 2 complete strangers. oh well, FREE F****ING PANCAKES! :D

PKYAZ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 21:23

hahahahahaha funnyyyyy lol that's why I wont drink well it wont be bad if I woke up naked with a girl so I think i'll drink =)

diet_cocaine 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:39

honestly i do not see a problem with this similar situations have happened with me like being downstairs eating lunch with this girl still dressed in my clothes from last night when her parents come into the kitchen and ask who i am, she replies...we met last night