Kids: Baby love

Baby love

By bushy brows - 04/01/2016 23:13 - United States - Prior Lake

Today, I recently gave birth to my daughter, and my husband and I both have dark hair and bushy eyebrows. We never thought it was a problem until our daughter was born with a dark, bushy unibrow. Now I'm too nervous to take pictures of her 'cause our family and friends laugh every time they see her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 238

You deserved it 3 522

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 680

You deserved it 365

What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 474

You deserved it 9 980

Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 232

You deserved it 3 289

By nobrows - 06/04/2012 17:11 - United States - Malvern

Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 957

You deserved it 6 395

By tb351 - 28/05/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 473

You deserved it 8 466

GOT FML

By so not funny! - 28/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 800

You deserved it 188

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 03:45 - France

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 978

You deserved it 9 195

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 922

You deserved it 27 201

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since hers are perfectly done. What I didn't know is she gets hers professionally shaped and she doesn't know how to shape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 820

You deserved it 22 683

By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 429

You deserved it 42 092

BeautifulChaos27 37

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:06

I really want to say FYL but if you already can't accept your daughter for who she is then FHL & YDI. Friends and family who laugh at a baby for something she can't help are asshats.

hasooon 24

Tuesday 5 January 2016 8:04

People opinions are the least thing you should care about. Congrats on your beautiful daughter.

Comments

SauronsCataract 15

Tuesday 5 January 2016 10:54

Guess who will be laughing once your daughter becomes a new Cara Delevingne. Or Leonid Brezhnev.

The_Khan 12

Tuesday 5 January 2016 11:12

Im not sure, but it can change. I mean all Babies are actually covered in hair that they drop while in the womb. Maybe when she is on her own hormone cocktail (as in not connected by placenta to you), the unibrow will drop off. Check with the doctors in the birthing ward, im sure they would know.

Halfass 8

Tuesday 5 January 2016 11:24

CAN'T YOU JUST BE GRATEFUL THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS NOT SUFFERING FROM ANY DEFECT? OR JUST BY THE FACT THAT YOU WERE ABLE TO GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD?

purepumpkin 12

Tuesday 5 January 2016 12:34

Thick brows are in this season.

Musicstruck17 24

Tuesday 5 January 2016 12:58

At least you're not that viral photo of that mom that tried to give her baby grown up eyebrows.

9a_1z 12

Tuesday 5 January 2016 13:03

Did you name her Frida? You should ask your family and friends to control themselves since it's obviously getting to you, I'm sure they all think she's beautiful despite their laughter.

colder13 10

Wednesday 6 January 2016 10:48

hopefully they didn't name her with anything containing "bert". I know this guy named Bert and we all make fun of his unibrow.

DanaeZee 18

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:32

Then kick this assholes out and never invite them again! Take a lot of pictures of your beautiful little girl and share them with people who are loving and nice. Don't let those stupid bunch spoil the wonderful time with your baby. And congratulations!

brenanafish 18

Tuesday 5 January 2016 14:49

Oh that poor little baby girl! Feeling bad for her. Not because of the unibrow, but because her family are assholes that can't accept her and her parents are no good either. Why the hell would you care what family and friends think? Your daughter came from you and good parents would find her beautiful no matter what and be excited to show her off. YDI.