Intimacy: Back to reality

Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Quick, hide!

By Mattyboy - 24/08/2009 09:57 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house. When things started heating up, I heard the front door open and my girlfriend said that it must be her Dad. She handed me my clothes, pushed me out the window, and told me to knock at the front door. Her Dad answered, holding my shoes. FML

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Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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Hiya!

By mal - 08/05/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Chelmsford

Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML

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By sometingwong - 01/12/2011 20:32 - United States

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 13:04 - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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raycj 1

Monday 24 December 2012 22:45

I bet he'll make sure you won't be walking after that comment!

EverestMelting 23

Monday 24 December 2012 22:44

You in trouble! Run forest!

Comments

Ozuru 11

Monday 24 December 2012 22:53

At least he didn't shoot you. Mid thrust.

license2chill 5

Monday 24 December 2012 22:54

You'd better hope that he doesn't have a shotgun

gadgetmaster 10

Monday 24 December 2012 22:55

Deer in headlights moment

happle 21

Tuesday 25 December 2012 4:11

You called?

mykelinva 4

Monday 24 December 2012 22:57

How did you get away with a fit in your mouth?

howdeedoo 22

Monday 24 December 2012 23:30

Did you mean fist? And OP never said that he got away

gracehi 31

Monday 24 December 2012 23:03

"... And then he punched me in the face. FML"

Denny1 15

Monday 24 December 2012 23:05

Ouch

maz95 17

Monday 24 December 2012 23:06

I don't think her dad would've left you able to do anything after that!

wsdarrah 14

Monday 24 December 2012 23:08

This kind of reminds me of the one FML where the OP whispered, "Who's your Daddy?" while him and his girlfriend were having sex on the sofa and behind him, her dad says, "I am." Ah, this is funny. Made my day, OP. :)

yohooooooo 5

Tuesday 25 December 2012 1:30

And the one where the girlfriend thought she was yelling out to her boyfriend "damn babe could you not find the hole? I'm covered in cum!" and then turns it out it was her dad coming up the stairs.