Miscellaneous: Backhanded

Backhanded

By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2017 22:00

Today, at my engagement party, I overheard my future father-in-law saying he was happy his son was marrying "the dumb, pretty one" because all the "smart ones" he dated at university were "nerds with small tits." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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Thanks, gran…

By Joe - 03/04/2011 07:33 - Australia

Today, I went with my beautiful fiancée to tell her grandmother, who's a bit senile, that we got engaged. Her response, "I know he's very nice, but think about the chubby little ugly children he'll give you." This was followed by a recollection of her ex-boyfriends who would've fathered attractive kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 22:20 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Half-way through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML

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Tough Love

By Ugly - 08/03/2017 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, during a conversation with my in-laws, I opened up about my insecurities concerning my looks. My mother-in-law responded, "But you're not beautiful." She then repeated it. FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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You deserved it 287

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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You deserved it 3 967

vocaloidtiger 12

Monday 2 July 2012 12:00

Intelligence and personality are better than looks any day.

AliceLockehart 18

Monday 2 July 2012 11:57

Why do looks matter? As long as your both happy, that's what's important :).

Comments

genie321 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 17:26

Yea...my boyfriend told me I'm not like his ex's at all... And that I'm the thickest girl he's dated.... I weigh 113....so don't feel bad

estrand 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 18:45

It shouldn't matter if you pretty or not. You are your own person. At least he likes you for who you are.

lexi365 20

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:46

Who cares what your mother-inlaw thinks. As long if you two are happy, that's all it matters.

janey123 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:49

It's whats on the inside that matters, right?

erikshiz 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 1:09

no worries; who ended up with his heart?

Dravite 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 18:25

What she meant was: He used to hang out with dumb, attention-seeking, slutty-dressed girls, but now he's married to a smart girl. In no way did she state anything in regards to beauty or appearance, just his previous 'taste' of low intelligence partners. Take it as the compliment it was supposed to be.

Negroification 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 19:44

You're the kind of person I like; not retarded. This is the problem with women though. They'll try to take anything the wrong way. They're like those dick-ass genies who corrupt every wish because you didn't word it EXACTLY right.

tjs1224 7

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:30

Aren't in-laws just the greatest people...

ohshitjens 5

Friday 6 July 2012 6:29

He chose you because he loves you and that's all that matters. Because he loves you, you ARE the most beautiful woman your husband has ever been with.

tereiscool 1

Saturday 7 July 2012 0:54

Awwww :-( f her!

I_Am_Hated 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 8:48

Would she rather have a beautiful retarded daughter in law or an intelligent daughter that can go for an extreme make over? there's no remedy for retards