Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I do agree with your comment though. There's a lot more to sexual chemistry than just penis size anyway.

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theelitejosh171 1

6 lol at least anything lower and u kinda got a prob

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mkmorgan30 0

I'll admit I don't have a big dick and my girlfriend says that I have the best sex, just saying...in my experience it's all about going down on her, put their pleasure ahead of urs and she'll love u =D

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Nice to see someone being honest. Not a lot of guys would admit that, even though there shouldn't be a reason not to. It's obviously working for you!

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mason456 0

maybe if you didn't tie a string with a ring on it, she wouldn't say stuff like that...

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xdominimi925 0

Well it means he wants to marry your ******. Either way he's still devoted :D

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eln3mo13 8

well she said it looks good on you. Thats a plus

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eln3mo13 8

exactly. small **** are better than saggy ****

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fomoco1 0

if you master oral size of penis dose not matter. but if you lift heavy weights for a few years it will grow more

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