Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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PSQ91 6

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

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jobsman99 0

Size really doesn't matter. And at least she will be able to deep throat you without gagging.

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iMagzzzy 0

Cute guys finish in the shower.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's probably possible, you know.

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leadman1989 15

You should have done the line from the goodfellas What do you mean it's cute? I mean cute like it's a clown? It amuses you?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Since when are clowns cute?

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Akers_L7 8

Wow...FYL indeed. Having ur dick called cute is worse than having it being called small IMO

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structuredchaoz 4

Say if your ****** was on any other girl it would be fat.

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ericb8272 2

Say "your vagin looks like sleeve of wizard"

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

But size does matters :-)

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cupcakemonster12 0

Size does not matter it's not good to love someone for size rather than the way they treat you and there personality

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dubstepp 15

Not really?!?! Not everything is just Hot or sexy on a guy

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1dude1fml1 0

Practice practice practice or ur ******. It's not about size its about what you can do lol

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