I bet you were pissed.

That's hot

Sounds more like this should be an FTW xD

At least you marked your territory hahaha

That Doc is going to be a Bastard once he finds out.

To all the ladies making fun of OP, u know ure lying if u tell me Ur pee has never gone crazy and forks into different directions and end up on the floor. This happens to me especially when I use public washrooms. U can prevent this if ure sitting all the way down on the seat but i never sit on public dirty toilet, I squat and that's why it happens.

And I always thought that peeing all over the bathroom was just a guy thing.

i have tried over and over again to understand how this could have happened. and i'm coming up blank. you must be ridiculously talented.

you just don't know which way it's Gunna spray.

It's quite believable that OP hasn't had to do this before, especially if she's young. In Australia we don't usually have to do full physicals and drug tests for employment or health insurance. If OP never had a suspected UTI or pregnancy or anything then it's not so shocking that this would be her first time. What is hard to believe is the epic failure of logic and problem solving skills. I can only assume she decided to do it standing up, manipulating herself to try to 'aim', rather than sitting on the toilet and catching some of the stream. I would say, if she's old enough to refer to herself as a 'woman', then she must be painfully simple-minded and I have no doubt we'll read more from her here again soon.