Or melt it, with lots of alcohol.

The OP should ask his GF what he has to do to get her off.

and the gf should tell him, before getting ass drunk and complaining elsewhere for problems she should have solved with her bf in private. (assuming this was his first time hearing about it). Now he knows though, and can do something about it.

try practicing your sucking technique and tongue control with a mango (or similar fruit). that's what I used when I taught my ex how to give basic oral, then it was tuition and practice.

imagining someone practicing oral on a mango...

#70, you're smarter than I am, because I can't even begin to imagine what that's supposed to look like. All I see in my head right now is question marks...

I believe Vatsayana did mention a technique named for a mango, but iirc, it was one that was usually for women.

There's totally a nice way of getting your mate to mate better. Just give them suggestions rather than saying "you suck at sex"

from previous experiences there is need for tact and diplomacy when broaching the subject of a mans performance, I agree that beating around the bush only exaggerates a sticky situation. men are fragile after all.

"beating around the bush"? "sticky situation"? There's no way that wasn't intentional, but there's nothing at the end of your post to signify you knew you did it as is the norm here. I am utterly confused.

Maybe she doesn't feel the need to exaggerate her puns.

She does feel the need to use as many big words as possible, to seem more intelligent.

Those pills aren't really a solution. And don't forget, he may be average sized, but the woman may be a little... Wider, or the man just doesn't know how to use what he has.

I'm jealous

he looks like the LOLOLOLOLLLL face.