Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Bad sign - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 00:46 - United States - Beaumont

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML

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By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

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Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

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Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2020 18:00

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Today my girlfriend was on top during sex. I went to slap her butt, missed and nailed myself in the balls. We had to stop. She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

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Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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By heartbroken - 22/01/2010 01:18 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By Hikara - 13/04/2009 13:44 - Australia

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Today, my girlfriend and I were watching TV. She starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited, she says to me, "Just joking." FML

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Top comments

omgshaylaaa 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:01

lol get a sense of humor. chances are she wasn't laughing at the sex OR you were making those funny animalistic grunting noises.

Psychotic_Snail 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:08

sometimes in certain situations people dont know how to react. Laughing is one of of the most popular reactions.

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Bigbird16 0

Friday 31 December 2010 5:07

U must have a tiny wanker matey XD lol

taniaaaaa 0

Friday 31 December 2010 5:54

Awwwwwhs :( Poor you.

mmm_cookies 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 9:35

Omg the exact same thing happened to me tonight. My boyfriend laughed at me "because I sound funny when I cum." WTF is that supposed to mean?!

rican_poet 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 20:15

Well, sadly us men find many things funny that some wouldnt even think is remotely funny, just go along with it or if ur that bothered by it ask him. i am guilty of laughin at things that some wouldnt, but hey, i just like a good laugh at my own expense or others :P

missamandaxx10 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:28

number 9 is a dick

jewey420 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 14:07

Sucks to be you needle dick hahahah jk,no,but seriously,are you asian?ha lol

Logan1524 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:57

give her the Sahara broomstick lol

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 14:24

Funny? Say she's bad and that's why it's funny.

boobies93 8

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:49

Aha sorry bro that's funny !!! But I wanna know what was funny was the tv on or something ? Or just yu didn't get the spot ?

JesusOfNazareth 16

Sunday 15 June 2014 5:18

It ain't none to cut that bitch off

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