Awkward, Break-ups and Love: Bad timing

Bad timing

By kellym - 22/04/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 623

You deserved it 158 127

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 223

You deserved it 7 350

By cmd102 - 20/10/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 435

You deserved it 3 366

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 584

You deserved it 2 632

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By Lalalala - 06/09/2020 02:02 - United States - Austin

Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 743

You deserved it 117

By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 603

You deserved it 7 586

By strwbrry - 27/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 295

You deserved it 2 863

Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 718

You deserved it 7 413

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 136

You deserved it 5 751

By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 720

You deserved it 423

By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 200

You deserved it 4 761

Mylar 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:17

Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.

dragonmystik3030 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:20

FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P

Comments

Faminn123 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:58

I agree with #2... You couldn't try to work it out? Wrong...

veliki 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:01

That son-of-a-bitch, imagine what a ********, how he ****** you life. ******* bitch.

uchihasasuke 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:26

Wth u jerk, y did u do that?

woahmandi 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:59

you're a ******* bitch. that is so not a ******* fml. it's a fhl. UGH! words cannot explain how PISSED off that made me. i feel for your husband for ever having to marry someone like you. UGH!

lovesbigpens 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 21:37

Well all i can say is.... FHL you stupid bitch

StarCutie83 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 9:36

Please give me your husband number so that I can show him how a real lady can treat a gentleman. He is obviously a gentleman that is too good for if he not only ditched his friend without complaint to come home to you but he brought you flowers. Quit being such a selfish bitch.