Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 097
You deserved it 3 508

Same thing different taste

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ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!

baby_gurl2405 0

haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P

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TryToBeKind 0

I voted for "your life sucks" because it is not your fault. I would, however, check on the Internet to see if someone has better advice on how to shave your hoo-hah without getting those bumps. I would also tell your boyfriend that for the next month, you will not be shaving or trmming or anything. That way, you can allow the bumps to heal and he can either either deal with it or decide he's not worthy of being down there in the first place. If he chooses to deal, you can ask HIM to trim and shave you down there. Then, he could see for himself that it's not that easy. Better yet, have him shave his own ball sack and see just how easy it is. After all, you don't enjoy getting a mouthfull of hair, do you?

perdix 29

You have crotch acne on your face? Sucks to be you, dicknose!

She said she had crotchne from shaving...obviously she shaves her "lady bits" not her face....dicknose. As for OP I feel sorry for you I know the feeling and fustration and your Boyf's a dick for being so insensitive. Try waxing as sweetsweetway suggested...it may hurt more but it lasts longer and reduces the chance of irritation.

perdix 29

Read it again before you call me dicknose. It says "obvious facial and bodily acne problems." She might try to pass off her crotchne near her lady bits as "razor bumps," but how does she explain her facial acne problems? To me, it doesn't make sense how she could have crotch acne on her face, but that is how it is written!

It is obvious, she uses the same razor on her face right?

1. Your boyfriend is an ignorant ass. He probably thinks all women come naturally bare. Either try to educate his dumb ass, or find a guy with an IQ greater than that of a goldfish. -_____- 2. If you're getting razor burn, shave with the grain of the hair to get the long hairs, and then against to get the stubble. Don't shave every day...shaving every day can strip and irritate the skin. Let the hair grow back a bit before shaving again. Start using aftershave lotion when you're done...some are specially designed to reduce razor burn inflammation and ingrown hairs. You could always wax, but only do that if you're willing to endure the pain. 3. Personally, I don't see the attraction of going bare. I'm past puberty, I'm not ashamed of having hair in my private areas. I keep it groomed and short, but I don't feel the need to rip or cut it all off just to please a man. I just don't understand you other girls.....it doesn't impact personal hygiene in a positive way (in fact, shaving or waxing opens up the pores and can remove the top layer of skin, making it easier to get bacterial and fungal skin infections), and it makes you look like you're six years old. O_o I just don't get it...

I like to go bare because it makes me feel cleaner and helps me feel cleaner during that special time of the month. Now I know that it may not be "scientifically" correct, but as long as I feel cleaner, that's all that counts. It really has to do with every womans personal choice and preference.

......some people are just so vulgar. ^^^ I can understand getting the hair off during that time of the month, I shave myself once a month just so the hair grows back even and smooth. But every day sounds like too much of a pain (literally, too!) to bother with. Plus, I've tried it before and all I got for my trouble was plenty of razor burn and ingrown hairs. I'm so low-maintenance sometimes... And I really feel sorry for the girls who think they need to remove their body hair so "my partner won't be grossed out and leave me". If you're taking care of your body in a certain way because YOU want to, fine. But really...girls who do it just to be sexually accepted are very sad, IMO. [/rant]

Yea shaving everyday is painful but what works for me is every three days or everyweek ;) but that's just me...

I shave every week. I like to stay clean

allyleigh 0

I personally dont shave down there either. no guy is getting down there anytime soon anyways, so I don't think it matters. plus, you're only supposed to shave down there AFTER sex. I'm 14 and still a virgin. so I don't care.

missbadluk 0

The way a woman has their hair down under has nothing to do with pleasing a guy. Unless you're weakminded and insecure. I'm not gonna go on and on like all the other girls on here about the way I take care of my cooch cause personally that's a tad TMI!! (HINT to the rest of the girls that feel it necessary to let all the world know what their cooch looks like.) But just wanted to say that the op of THIS comment has it all wrong. Not all of us Shave or wax or whatever to please a man. That's wierd u even said that. Just saying.

This FML reminds me of the time my ex-boyfriend and I were playing around and he grabbed hold of my legs. I hadn't showered yet so I had a little stubble. He started rubbing my legs with a confused look on his face and asked "Wait, why isn't it smooth?" *facepalm* Notice he's my ex boyfriend... Anyway, OP, I suggest you set your boyfriend straight. Explain that you go through a lot of trouble to look nice for him and conform to his ideas of femininity, and if he's going to complain about a little stubble then you're not going to expend the effort. Trust me, after a week of you going unshaven, he'll shut up.

i'm glad my boyfriend doesn't really care. i take care of my hair down there because i don't like having a jungle in my panties. and my boyfriend understands that sometimes i just get lazy. :)

If it's just red from being irritated, use a little bit of foundation to cover the redness. Or, as it's been suggested, get a new bf.

Foundation?? Then he'll wonder why the inside of her panties are all orange. This can't possibly be a legitimate suggestion you just made.

Not if she doesn't use cheap, orange foundation... If you're used to whatever you use rubbing off and marking anything your face touches maybe you should change brands.

>> get a new bf Yeah, if you have post stories on FML about what your BF/GF does, it's really time to consider moving on.

#26 foundation on ur crotchne? that's not normal. plus it's deceptive. and it will probably make her bumps worse, Itve made more sense if u told her to pro-active that shit

Actually, bacteria is often a factor in razor irritation, so there is a little bit of similarity there. I find that soaking my razor in hydrogen peroxide helps. Also, using a thicker, non-foaming shaving cream or oil, which actually softens the hair and protects the skin, more so than the airy, foamy shaving cream.

mamk 0

That guy needs a clue. What, is he like 16? Tip - put a warm washcloth over the area before you shave.. it'll open your pores up and the razor won't pull as much. After you're done, put a cold cloth to close the pores. It really works.

hahaha just the question, "why do you have acne..." like you could control that even if it were the case.

Please, girls, don't shave your crotches. Wax it or trim it with scissors, whatever, but don't shave. There is nothing more disgusting looking than a shaving bump covered vag complete with stubbly bristly hair. I'd even rather have it natural.

Why would you think girls here care about your preference of their crotch??

wahahahahahaahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa Twinkle you just killed the guy WIN

I really want to see more guys woried about shaving themselves. They obsess so much over women being shaved, wanting them to be a certain way, yet they never seem too worried about the hair *they* have growing in their areas. My boyfriend and I *both* keep ourselves trimmed and nice. No shaving, just trimming. There is no reason to remove all vestiges of hair, it grows there for a reason. Keeping it short is a personal preference though, for myself and my boyfriend. By the way, bare is *not* best. It is nasty. It makes the bare person look prepubescent, and truthfully, if that is what you crave having sex with, then you need to seek help or go to jail. Child-like bodies are not supposed to be in your fantasies. You sick morons.

Uhh getting razor burn mostly has nothing to do with how properly or improperly you shave.

Nooo don't wish that. My BF is so obsessed with keeping his dickhair short and trimmed that he obsesses over how often I shave mine. I tell him to f* off and mind his own business but he whiiiiines and whines. when we first met I used to trim with an electric razor, but the more he whines the less I shave. God I hate it. I hate it when he shaves his crotch, too. It's terribly unsexy to be with someone who can't stand the way their body is, and terribly unsexy to be with someone who would go through an uncomfortable amount of means to be perceived as normal or attractive, ON TOP OF THAT ... loose pubic hairs.

Um, I'm pretty sure that there is no way that removing one's pubic hair can make a fully developed woman or man look prepubescent. Just because the hair is gone doesn't mean the person looks childlike. Ever noticed how pretty much everyone in **** is hair-free? That's because it looks good and it's nice not to feel like you're flossing your teeth while you're going down on someone. Saying that people are paedophiles and sick just because they like no hair on their partner, is completely ignorant and doesn't even make sense. A fully grown woman (who obviously has breasts and womanly curves), can't look prepubescent just because she removes her pubic hair, and what's more, (in most cases) her partner doesn't want her to look like a child. He (or she) just wants a nice clean, hairless pussy to eat! I'm a girl and I keep myself totally hair-free. Not only because it feels nice and clean to me and I think it looks a million times better than having hair there, but because I have consideration for my partner and don't want him sticking his face in a bush when he goes down there. Anything more than VERY minimal (trimmed) pubic hair on a chick = gross. To the OP- Your boyfriend is a complete and utter douchewad who clearly has no knowledge of women whatsoever