Health: Bad women's anatomy

Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

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By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Body shaming ain't cool

By grotesque sexy - 05/10/2020 02:02 - United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me because I have ass acne. The reason I have ass acne is from working out to lose weight. I was trying to lose weight because he wouldn't have sex with me because I was too fat. I can't win. FML

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By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

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By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

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Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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Ducati45 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:14

ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!

baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:18

haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P

Comments

BullletProof 5

Thursday 26 January 2012 5:08

then dont shave. You can be trim and clean without shaving. pubes, which when cared for properly can be quite soft, are better then razor bumps or stubble

lspicknall 4

Friday 18 May 2012 17:41

I just shave every few days and don't get razor bumps. I used to though!! I tried shaving everyday and that's when they were bad. Just try to work in a shower before you think there is a chance you'll get busy. That always works for me!

coolstorybro6969 6

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:16

tonijulie 20

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:43

Wtf. What an idiot!

chrystal122 6

Sunday 17 March 2013 12:32

Use calamine lotion on it:)

zomgbies 17

Friday 26 July 2013 21:12

wow does he wear a hockey helmet all the time, too?

eabb19 8

Monday 10 February 2014 5:51

that legit happens to everyone tell him to stfu

blonde_girrl 6

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:13

Dump him. Do it now. He is rude,insensitive, and blunt. Disgusting of him to put you out like that.

writerchic85 25

Thursday 6 August 2015 13:05

You know what bothers me about this post? The fact that he would ask WHY you have acne at all. That's like asking someone why they have diabetes or why they have cancer. It's just something people get. Just seems like he wanted the op to feel bad about herself.