Health: Bad women's anatomy

Bad women's anatomy

By RazorBumps - 16/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I have "crotch acne". When I attempted to explain that I have razor bumps from shaving, he got mad and said I was lying and insecure about my obvious facial and bodily acne problem. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

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By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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You deserved it 5 113

By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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You deserved it 6 121

By hairynips - 10/10/2012 19:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 263

You deserved it 9 599

By collball22 - 22/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 419

You deserved it 5 409

Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 240

You deserved it 638

Body shaming ain't cool

By grotesque sexy - 05/10/2020 02:02 - United States - Portland

Today, my boyfriend refused to have sex with me because I have ass acne. The reason I have ass acne is from working out to lose weight. I was trying to lose weight because he wouldn't have sex with me because I was too fat. I can't win. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 039

You deserved it 552

By annababyyyy - 10/11/2014 05:01 - United States - Rockville

Today, my boyfriend pretended to be reading braille while touching my chest acne. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 655

You deserved it 7 477

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 841

You deserved it 6 040

By Foxy0706 - 10/11/2015 19:27 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 168

You deserved it 2 417

Smash the Patriarchy!

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 00:02

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML

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You deserved it 266

Ducati45 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:14

ouch! i hate that, steal his shaving cream, use moisturiser and don't scratch :) What an idiot though...wait to **** block himself!

baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 13:18

haha stop shaving and let him see what happens then :P

Comments

IAmBridgette 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 9:00

You can get acne wherever you can get pores. And you can get pores on your crotch, nothing to be embarrassed about...

Soybean254 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 10:04

this is funny

marshmallowmouse 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 10:26

Try neosporin! It makes a HUGE difference, I never get razor bumps anymore! :) And really, if he's not familiar with razor burn...he can't have seen very much pussy. And if he hasn't seen much pussy, he's probably not very good at pleasing it. And if he's not very good at pleasing it...quit wasting your time ;)

missLlama 1

Thursday 17 December 2009 19:19

Definitely baby powder after shaving.

guy_on_the_couch 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 22:12

Wow... Dumbass **** blocked himself... #66, it's because people like shaved private parts... Really no need to sugar coat it lol

Jason_Q 4

Friday 18 December 2009 2:29

I knew this was going to turn into a conversation about girls shaving their crotches.

kamp13 0

Friday 18 December 2009 5:55

A product from Flordia: TendSkin. Helps prevent those little breakouts.

supmofukka 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:13

thats gross. i dont blame ur man for not wanting to deal with acne i mean ur face has it and apparently u hav a brush fire going on down there so....either learn how to shave or dont.

Mattdude33 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:29

Let the fur grow....so it can cover up your crotch acne.

Juliette_SHANK 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:15

wow, hun your boyfriend is a .....dumbass.. and just shave lightly and dont shave everyday. wait until the razor burn goes away before you shave again