Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

Bananarama

By wtfisthisworldcomingto - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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xxwafflez 0

Monday 25 April 2011 15:50

did he stab you with the banana?

FreebirdIII 1

Monday 25 April 2011 15:51

That's important information. Tell the cops to search for banana breath.

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cthulhu1138 1

Monday 25 April 2011 22:44

I might be missing something here, but I don't see the relevance of the fact that he was eating a banana.

MatsF10 8

Monday 25 April 2011 22:46

mugged by a monkey

danz123 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:01

So? It's perfectly acceptable on a round of mugging, to eat a banana in society these days. God, people are so traditional.

diabian 9

Monday 25 April 2011 23:05

you got mugged by a monkey?!

nmearayta 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:30

that's nothing compared to the time I got mugged by a guy in overalls with a watermelon. WTFisthisworldcomingto fruity muggers? c'mon

sharkton 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:30

I love when my comments get deleted when they are within guidelines :) bananas

Tanya33 1

Monday 25 April 2011 23:31

I'm confused. How does that make it worse that he mugged you while eating a banana?

Boomer21 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:36

At least the banana wasn't in his pants. Always look for the positives OP.

ImAKittehCat 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:50

BANANA POWER!!!!

ImAKittehCat 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:50

BANANA POWER!!!!

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