Money and Miscellaneous: Bananarama

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3... 1 dirty stinkin ape to screw in the lightbulb, and 2 dirty stinkin apes to mug a guy with a banana XD

whosechairisthat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:18

that always makes someone look threatening

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:20

are you allergic to bananas? that may be why it was his weapon of choice 0...o

alex6946 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:30

well even criminals eat healthy

laylalushrawr 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:42

Well, atleast we know he's healthy.

amuck 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 1:46

sissy

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Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 034

You deserved it 4 225

Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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You deserved it 1 285

The Top

Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 506

You deserved it 3 215

Today, while working the graveyard shift at my hotel, it felt a little chilly, so I grabbed a blanket out of the box we usually store old blankets in. Twenty minutes later, the live-in maintenance man casually remarked that those blankets are all infected with bed-bugs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 071

You deserved it 7 271

Today, I was teaching a girl from the neighborhood how to cook, telling her to start by washing the veggies. She said, "Oh, because you’re vegan, right?" No dear, because they’re dirty. FML

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Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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You deserved it 76

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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You deserved it 2 506

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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You deserved it 8 314