Weird, Religion and Transportation: Believe me!

Believe me!

By DieuEstUnHomme - 03/02/2016 15:44 - France - Reims

Today, while on the tramway with my friend, we ended up discussing religion. When we started talking about God, some guy asked us, in a serious tone, to "stop talking about me" because it was really starting to bother him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 04:56

Today, I was on the subway and there was a guy yelling, "Regret your sins and devote yourself to God right now." Another man got up from his seat and told him, "I work 12 hours a day and all I want is to go home and rest, you shut the fuck up or I'll make you meet God personally." FML

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Let people believe

By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 16:58

Today, I told a friend I had become more religious lately. He immediately started mocking me for being a 'stupid creationist bigot'. When I told him how offensive that was, he acted bewildered and started condescendingly lecturing me about how 'science has proven God does not exist'. FML

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By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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Praise the lord

By mrb72 - 03/02/2009 10:48 - United States

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

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By NotYourTracy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, while on the bus, I started a conversation with the person next to me. After a little back and forth, she finally said, "Do you think people will stop talking to me if I say I have AIDS?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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By assoutofuandme - 14/02/2013 07:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

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By just socially awkward - 16/11/2018 12:00

Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML

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Make it stop

By CapitolSouthSux - 19/09/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML

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Recon13x 9

Thursday 4 February 2016 7:37

Someone thinks highly of themselves.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 4 February 2016 7:44

What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us. Just a stranger on the… tram. It doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Comments

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Thursday 4 February 2016 7:49

I mean, I knew he was creative but, sassy? Suddenly I have a feeling God could be gay... & that would be awesome.

Oppression_fml 19

Thursday 4 February 2016 7:52

What if God was one us? Just a stranger on a bus?

project2r 14

Thursday 4 February 2016 7:56

On the plus side... you just met God!

NYGiants1925 22

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:01

Should have said "hail satan" and gone back to your conversation.

HoboMeth 33

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:19

Did you just meet Kanye West?

snowkittyyy 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:24

Way to take a God-complex to a whole new level!

bodyguerdson 16

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:25

Some people believe themselves to be god, one popular example is kanye west

StarkWolf_fml 23

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:40

OMG did you just meet Morgan Freeman?

sparkledoge 29

Thursday 4 February 2016 8:43

Considering this is from France, i'm wondering if you didn't just meet my brother. Because that's the kind of things he does...

ohgoodlordjen 16

Thursday 4 February 2016 9:10

"I thought I was an atheist till I realized im a God." I'm pretty sure that was just Watsky haha.

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