Best buds

By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
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shoopd 19

138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!

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every1luvsboners 11

You found something that every guy searches for and you want to take her off the market. You should be caned 15 times in a public place.

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MJJ5809 9

Wish I could thumb this up more than once

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coltsrock37 15

Well I suppose the doppelganger sessions at Ruby Tuesdays didn't help, or the one where you tried to play it off as a stiffy behind the couches at Barnes & Noble, or...

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TylerDurd4n 0

Wow. Dude it's only been a year. It sucks but it might have been because you are trying to move too fast

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L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

33- I don't think he was moving too fast. My parents got engaged after 1 month and have been married for 16 years.

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perdix 29

Why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free? Usually the cow or her parents insist you make a purchase, but you've got the great fortune that she's happy to be milked by you obligation-free. Where's the FML here? Are you sad you are not going to enrich some divorce lawyer in the near future?

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AnnabelleX 4

Just out of curiosity, in this case the man is human and the woman is not? Cause that's not cool. And it's **********.

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atomicbaboon 0

or it's a metaphor...

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perdix 29

#210, and what would the cow's parents do with money? Cows don't care about pecuniary matters, even if that is the root of the word. Ironic, huh?

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briannajm 9

Awhh :( that's sad . What a bitch .

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ICATiger 13

Give me her number if you don't want to be her **** buddy I will!!!

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GoW_Chick 14

Too bad she is probably an adult, and wouldn't want to go to jail, and be labeled as a pedophile, that is if you didn't lie about your age on your bio, but by all means go ahead and try...

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ICATiger 13

I was just joking GoW_Chick..... Calm your ****!!!

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GoW_Chick 14

I am just messing with you, and joking too, so calm your - oh wait never mind, your underage got to watch my language.

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ICATiger 13

Hahahaha it's ok to curse around me. My mom says I curse so much she's going to stick a bar of soap in my mouth one night.

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kay2810 9

And that is why you wait over a year to propose to someone.

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zyme 11

Don't listen, women have said that to me before as a lie, to pretend they're not close to you so they don't get hurt. After a year she's almost has to have real feelings for you...

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jad07 0

That sucks...You might as well do what's right and get very buddy with her while you still can. In the plus side you get all the perks of a relationship without the feelings and drama that a girl would bring.

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JoeLouisBomber 9

Just stay **** buddies until you meet your next "real" gf

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