Weddings, Awkward and Health: Best day of my life

Best day of my life

By Cherub - 03/05/2009 22:16 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2018 01:30

Today, I sneezed without knowing I had a nosebleed. Despite turning my head, a fine blood spray shot out all over my fiancée’s white dress as we were standing at the altar. She refused to say “I do” because she was so mad. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 20:00 - Netherlands

Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML

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By lyinginbed - 04/06/2016 19:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a field with my boyfriend and he picked me some pretty flowers. I hugged him and leant in to sniff them. In doing so, I inhaled a bee up my nose and had to force it out my swollen nostril after it had stung me. FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol...

By gassy - 17/08/2018 18:30

Today, I have to deliver a wedding speech. I also have a cold. That would be bad enough, but ever since I was a kid, if I cough or sneeze, I also fart. FML

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Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

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You deserved it 4 754

PureGold 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:08

Aww, soo many people are affected by that, but it sucks it had to happen on your wedding day x(. Did you have the wedding outside? Cause if you did that was really not good planning lol. But still, FYL. And congratulations on being married!! That's what really matters, right? :)

lifeisfuckedup 0

Monday 4 May 2009 10:09

well, if he said "I do" then you know he is the one. :)

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MissNae 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:38

It sucks, but I have to agree with the others saying you did it yourself. Why would you plan your wedding at this time of year?

fuckyourlife8 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:44

#16, I don't think that 8 was saying he was surprised they all started with 'Today,' more the fact that this FML didn't have the comma after today as others do. Wow, this sucks though. I say FYL purely because so much pressure is put onto your wedding day that when it goes the slightest bit wrong, it's seen as this huge disaster. This guy still loves you and you have the rest of your life to look attractive for him, so just be happy =)

cxal_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:45

if you have allergies than why did you have an outdoor wedding and real flowers in the bouquet?

survivalism 0

Monday 4 May 2009 11:51

How did you not know what you were allergic to? Better yet, how did you NOT order them for your own wedding?

Blue_Coconuts 7

Monday 4 May 2009 12:14

Visine and benadryl... But eh, perfect is boring anyway.

plethora 3

Monday 4 May 2009 12:19

#20: I don't think "I would like to be able to see and breathe" is too much nitpicking.

babydoll86_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:21

Um you totally deserve this. You knew you had allergies, but you didn't think to either take meds or get a bouquet without pollen?

Hubblebubble 0

Monday 4 May 2009 12:37

congratulations on the marraige! i hope the rest of the day went well and wasnt totally ruined by that :)

Figureskater_15 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:02

#27 - she could have taken allgery meds but didnt work.... my sister gets hay fever around this time of the year, takes med but still doesnt help it. andd as for the bouquet - she probably wanted REAL flowers. most flowers have pollen in them....