Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 556
You deserved it 21 020

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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you're stupid for whining about a threesome!!! fyl!!

Ugh. I would never do a threesome. Just, no...

Sorry that your wife has been lying to you for so long. Not just about the fake orgasms, but she's probably been sleeping with this chick already. FYL

monnanon 13

I think this is a bit of an fyl because your wife of five years could not discuss with you the fact that she was not having orgasms. Maybe she faked the first one to make you feel good (not advised btw) and didn't want to stop faking in case you found out. I dunno still she should have spoke to you about it I mean its not gonna be that upsetting to you to be told that no she hasn't orgasmed but she is willing to work with you so she can achieve one. It might hurt of hurt at first but i bet the fact that she had a real ****** with this woman is hurting you a lot more. Im sorry OP. Hopefully now that you have experienced something like that together she will now be more open to talk with you about what was done to make her cum.

Ask her what her girlfriend does that you don't do, you guys are married, you should be able to talk about that kind of thing. Also, no reason to complain, yay threesome.

stop bitching, atleast you are getting some. And your wife is down for the right kind of three some... STFU!

what the **** are you complaining about, you're living EVERY mans dream! just go with it! if she gets off more with a woman so what! I'd give anything to be in your spot!