Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 556
You deserved it 21 020

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

Comments

you ******* suck dude! how after 5 yrs with her, let alone any other girls in your life have you not learned how to give a women a ******* ****** haha?! thats pathetic man

oh and in response to thugbert up there, he loses all points for "bragging" about the threesome cuz he blows at sex and his wife probably was desperate to have one so she could have a real ******

mouseintern 0

You can't blame someone for failing to bring a woman to ****** if she fakes it. Your results are only as good as your feedback. If you're not doing something right but you're not getting any guidance or indication something is wrong, how the heck are you supposed to fix that? I'd say she's more at fault for not being honest and upfront and helping you understand what does it for her.

Wow. Intelligence? On FML? That's odd, not everyday that happens. Anyway, I completely agree with #113. Furthermore, all of the dickheads saying "Lol YDI for not paying attention to ur womanz!" Are probably people who have had/will have the same issues. Atleast, that would be some kickass irony.

netbeui435 3

poor guy with a threesome. tough life.

YDI for partaking in immoral, disgusting acts.

**** who cares if you never gave her a real ****** you just hit the jack pot buddy with a wife down for threesome's and brings the woman home for it! Quit your bitch'n and enjoy it

My friend, **** HER life, not yours. Google search '********' and try again.

sportsnut 0

sounds like you and your wife should have done some more experimenting...i mean damn, i make it a point that she has a real ******. we also are open and honest with each other so that helps get her off a lot more

I think that's just great that you are open and honest with her. Next time you talk to her, suggest that she be more open and honest with her husband, so maybe he'll be able to give her a climax too.

FML?? You got to have a three some and your married you are lucky!!