Better late than never

By onehundredpercenteffed - 14/08/2009 01:46 - United States

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Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML
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MaxOfMetal 0

OMG! A girl is better at giving another girl an ******?!?!?! ALERT THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!

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drakerd 0

You're seriously whinging about getting a threesome?

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Equinox987 0

Maybe she faked it for the chick. You know, all that **** star drama because really you are the sex god you thought you were and she's just really crap with her tongue or something :) But seriously, married threesome, you're my hero dude!

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kkini 0

Do it again, see what they do together and try and replicate. Better still try something new. Maybe the three of you could discuss what turns you all on considering your wife got you this far

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24788 6

That situation is just full of win except for the part of you complaining. Women know how to pleasure themselves better then men anyways.

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kionnalexus 0

well at least you know she loves you, though if you're married she could've told you along time ago that you weren't doing it right. It's really her fault because she's been faking it and not informing you that you can't get her off.

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Pastor_Rich 0

sometimes men fake happiness like when the wife fixes food and screws it up, so we pretend it's alright so as not to offend her talent in the kitchen

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IMB916 0

your wife brings women home to have threesomes and never divorced yu even though u never made her cum. what the **** are u complaining about?!

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liveBabylon 0

I've had sex 23 times...I dont think I've ever had an ******

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SimpleSimon 0

FYL, but still, you kinda deserve it for believing her fakery. I bet you thought you were quite the Casanova. On a serious note: :Ladies - Don't be surprised if you fake an ****** once, then never get a real one off that guy. If he buys your oscar-worthy performance, then he'll never know what he was doing wasn't working for you, and that's all you'll ever get. You have to give us a few tips. EDIT: Don't know why this came up as a reply. Sorry.

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BamaFan112 1

I think you would have known if you had. And to the poster, you're kind of dumb but hey that doesn't mean you can't invite said friend over for more fun. At least you can enjoy f***ing her if not your wife.

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plexico 3

I could make 24 your lucky number. I guarantee it 100%. I will gladly refund whatever you pay me to bring you to your first ****** if I fail to satisfy after 5-10 tries. Sounds like a very fair deal to me.

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

can i be 24. ill be your first one =]

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robinhoood 0

Quit your bitchin'. You got to participate in a threesome. The cool kind too.

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gwenhwyfaer 0

One day, far in the future when your testicles have dropped and your personality has finished forming, you might just be lucky enough to discover first-hand that they really aren't all they're cracked up to be.

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Aetius_fml 0

From now on you are to refer to your wife's friend as "Coach"

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